Hey kids, wanna scare the heck out of your parents?

It's easy! All you have to do is click here to download a scary PowerPoint presentation. Then, start the slideshow and put the computer in sleep. The next time your parents turn on the computer, watch them scream in intense fear! Mwa ha ha!

Enjoy your Halloween, kids! (boo!)

Disclaimer: Don't blame me if you end up getting in trouble.

Bingo Master Board (version 1.3.1) - Release Notes

Click here for the More Info page.

I'm gonna take a break with those fun posts. For now, we got…you guessed it…another update to the Bingo Master Board! Here's your release notes:

• The "Themes"drop-down menu ended up slowing down the slideshow, so to replace that, I added a new slide for you to change the theme. That's why you will now see a new "Themes" tab.
• Added a new theme - purple

This should be the last update for the master board in a while. Have fun!

Um, Tim…

What? Who's that?

"I'm Ted. I'm some random imaginary person you just made up a few seconds ago."

Oh, really.

"Yes, really."


Alright, Ted. What brings you here?

"Well, I wanted to ask you some very important question."


Um, ok. What's that question?

"Hmm… I need to reword it so it sounds better."


Ted, you don't need to. I can…

"Hey, I'm trying to concentrate here."


But…

"No BUTS! This question must be articulated so that it flows like soft velvet, swaying through a gentle breeze…"


*sigh*

"…casting a ray of tranquility, flowing up to your heart in serenity…"


Grrr.

"…that reveals a glimpse of paradise, a view so beautiful that…"


OH SHUT UP!


"Hold on, Mr. Impatient! The words are not in harmony yet."


I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT! JUST GIVE ME THE QUESTION ALREADY!!!

"The version that's not articulated?"


*moan* Yes, the version that's not articulated.

"Alright, alright! *growls* The question is…

WHY THE HECK DO YOU UPDATE A BLOG THAT NO ONE EVEN READS OR CARES ABOUT ANYWAY?!"

Um, well, it's hard to explain…

"I don't care if it's hard to explain! Give me the reason, NOW!"

Well, how about if I give you, um, a deal?

"WHAT deal?"

How about if I spend time rewording the answer so it articulates better?

"And the CATCH?"

The catch is, you'll have to wait.

"GRRR! Waiting is stupid! I want, I want, I want…"

Now look who's Mr. Impatient?

"FINE! I'll WAIT for the reason. But you gotta make it SNAPPY. OR ELSE…"

Or else what?

"Or else…er…I'll find out."

O-kay…

"And no trying to get away with it!" *leaves*

This screenplay was brought to you by the Audience Tab.

And if you thought the post after that would be an update,

you were wrong again! HA HA!

So,

if you thought my next blog post was going to be yet another update to the Bingo Master Board, you were wrong. HA!

Bingo Master Board (version 1.3.0) - Release Notes

What? Another update for the master board? Are you insane? Do you have a life? Why the heck are you posting so many updates for this thing?!

Well, you see, right after I posted version 1.2.0 onto this blog, I came up with an idea for the board. Not a lame idea, but something that might actually catch your interest.

Here are the release notes:

• THEMES! Tired of having to use the boring yellowish background every single time you use the bingo master board? Now you can change the theme to green, blue, red, or even rainbow! Just choose your selection using the new "Select Theme" slide.
• To reduce clutter on the master board, the "Reset Board" button has been renamed to simply "Reset".
• The title slide now has a quick fade transition.

Coming Soon: a "Themes" drop-down menu bar


Also, I may add more themes throughout each of the updates! If you have any theme suggestions, just post a comment on this blog!

Enjoy!

Bingo Master Board (version 1.2.0) - Release Notes

Yet another update has been put into the Bingo Master Board. Here are the release notes:

• Added "About" page. Click on the copyright on the title slide to see it.
• Slideshow is now set to "Browse at a Kiosk." This removes the distracting buttons on the bottom left-hand corner of the powerpoint. It also disables slide advancement by arrow keys.
• Minor bug fix